August 12, 2009

Apple Number Two

During orientation, we were introduced to the transitional concept of the "three apples." 

- The first "apple" represents your excitement at the new, exotic world of South Africa (i.e. you've never had an apple before, so this is great!). 
- The second "apple" represents a reality check of sorts (you get stressed, homesick, etc. - apples aren't so cool anymore, you've eaten a bunch already). 
- The third "apple" is a contentedness with your place in Africa, and with apples (?). 

Well, today was Apple Number Two. All day long.


Today I:

- Woke up with the plague, again (I've been suffering from this Bubonic annoyance for two days now).

- Attended 5 classes in a row.

- Fell down half a flight of stairs in front of Regina George and company.

- Told my entire art history tut that I fell down half a flight of stairs (my tutor asked for our most embarrassing moment - trust me, I did not gush this triumph unnecessarily).

- Have to write a paper. And do laundry. And go grocery shopping. Being a semi-adult sucks (Sorry Dad, "sucks" was entirely too appropriate here).


Now please just take a moment out of your busy day, and lament the passing of Charlie's Apple-Number-Two day. 

That's all - no more whining on Awful Beautiful (besides about the birds).

Pinky swear.

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